Last week I mentioned to Brian that Ben & Jerry’s is coming out with a new flavor named after Steven Colbert – the Americone Dream. Vanilla with fudge-covered waffle pieces and a caramel swirl. Probably not as yummy as Karamel Sutra, but than again, what is?
Me: I can’t wait! I have to start lobbying our local Ingles to carry it.
Which will take forever.”
Brian: Pah. Liberals.
Me: I know! Ain’t it great?
So, to maintain this spirit of light-hearted liberal cheerleading (which beats the hell out of banging my head bloody against the wall of conservative closed-mindedness that prevails in my county), I will say this:
GO NEW JERSEY!!!!!
Oh, and Mr. McCain?
Right down the street from my house, there’s a nice little lake of refreshing, freezing cold water. The ducks seem to like it. I suggest, respectfully, that you jump in it. And stay there.